Side effects may include death

Courtesy of my friends, I present to you:


THE CHIPOTLE DOUBLE DOWN CHALLENGE

"You take a KFC double down, and you use two Chipotle burritos as the bun."


I don't recommend you try it.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaain! And lightning hits giant Jesus!

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!

And the sad, sad news.
As soon as I opened Yahoo this morning I got the headline, "Touchdown Jesus" Destroyed by Lightning.
I'll miss that crazy statue.

A "WACKY" Time at Gma's

Last week, I found myself gettin' my groove on at Gma's...meaning I slept, ate, and watched TV for 5 days straight. Yes! As old person life became predictable and mundane, life threw a pinata filled with delectable delicacies my way...a WACKY MAC commercial.

Healthy eating made FUN! Sweet.

I also broke free of the old person lifestyle and watched a bunch of little kids at my Aunt's daycare one day.

Boy, little kids sure are artistic.

I Need More Allowance

Lately, I have been really into beets. Anywhere I go to eat, I try to find beets on the menu. Tonight I am headed to a restaurant that I know has some of the best roasted beets in town, so I am getting super excited.

All this talk of beets, however, reminds me of one of the the best made-for-TV bands ever---and they aren't even in 3 dimensions!

The Beets:

The Beets are Doug Funny's favorite band of all time. My sister and I used to watch the original Doug on Nickelodeon all the time. This was back when the "classics" like Clarissa Explains it All and Salut Your Shorts were on, also. Used to love that network so much.

=^.^=

Weird Aisle = International for St. Louis

Another 'Wacky Mac' sighting, but this time in St. Louis...

I'm just curious as to why St. Louis thinks Wacky Mac belongs between Potato Latke mix and Matzo Meal. I don't remember having Wacky Mac at either Hanukkah or Passover this year...maybe that's the equivalent to fasting on Yom Kippur for St. Louians.

=^.^=

Cat Rodeo

So this weekend I got to see my sister for the first time since Halloween weekend, when she came back east to take me to a concert for my birthday. We met up with her in St. Louis for my cousin's wedding. The wedding was fun, but I was more excited about seeing my sister. Seeing her, however, always reminds me of the really odd things we did as kids. That being said, in my searches for cat pictures on google, I came across this photo:

One of the games that every kid with a sibling plays is some version of 'rodeo.' I've heard it referred to as 'horsey' (by the kids I used to babysit), as well. Let me break it down: One kid sits on the other kid, pretending to be riding a horse.

My sister and I were not into horses, so this game lost its appeal pretty fast. However, we realized that we could revolutionize this game for cat lovers around the world by simply adding the word 'cat' to the title and using a bit of imagination. Thus, we pretended to be riding cats, rather than horses and had hours more fun than all the other kids playing the standard version.

=^.^=

I Was at a Wedding Today

And just at the end, another man came up and declared that that woman was his. And it actually all went quite civilly until both the other man and the bride disappeared.

So then the groom started to marry another woman. Until his bride came back and then went off to talk.

So because of that, the priest decided to marry the 2nd bride, and some bystander became the priest. And those two lived happily ever after.

Yes, I was playing Pigg. It might not be legally binding, but it was epic.
Yes, yes I do live a very sad and disconnected life.